Well to prevent a rabbit going down the rabbit hole I do believe this little story I found could be quite handy.
The LAPD, CIA and FBI are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into the forest and each of them have to catch it.
First off the CIA. They plant the animal informants all over the forest. Then proceed to question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations the CIA conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Second the FBI enters the forest. After two weeks searching the forest and working the scene coming up with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit and make no apologies. The FBI state, the rabbit had it coming.
Lastly enters the LAPD. With their strategy in hand, and after two hours return out of the forest with a badly beaten bear. The bear yelling "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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